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zombie wombats

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Zombie Wombats

Bogyn's Nastiness Rating: 31 (Really Very Nasty Indeed)

Zombie Wombats are usually undead constructs made from the parts of other zombies, magically morphed into the form of a wombat. Why wombat? Because wombats are spiffy.

The original zombie wombats were made from the corpses of real wombats, as recorded in the entry on the Necrowombicon, however due to a severe shortage of dead wombats, modern Original Wombamancers often make use of parts from other beings.

Zombie Wombats have a name which is terribly fun to say, and rolls off the tounge like spherical gelatin dessert. But in reality there is nothing much fun about a Zombie Wombat. They are slightly larger than their living companions. Their coloration is a mossy green, and their fur is often shaggy and patchy across their bodies. Their teeth are of an abnormal size, strongly resembling those you see on posters in a Dentist's office to scare you into flossing.

Zombie Wombats are the focal point of Original Wombamancy

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