War of the Encients


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War of the Encients

(-72,250 to -71,500 The Age of Whimpering)

This Epic War is the first in the history of Battal and is also the one that the least is known about. Below is a synopsis of all the known material about this possibly most epic of wars.

Participants

Reasons for the War

Encient documents regarding the war note that it was Kuluk'shokourung'tagag'onk who began combat, attacking the Encients and Nevelost with his vicious band of War Men. He sought to conquer more lands for his people, but was mostly interested in getting in a good row after losing his horse in a card game.

After some early defeats, Kuluk'shokourung'tagag'onk sought out the aid of the Elves and their army of Giant and regular-sized eagles. Later people would focus on the conflict of the Elves and the Nevelost, viewing noble Kuluk'shokourung'tagag'onk as merely the instigator of this conflict.

The Elves' hatred for the Nevelost was well known, as the Encients favored the Nevelost best, even teaching them the Epic Ways. The Nevelost, on the other hand, viewed the Elves as a haughty people with a continual stick up their ass. Seeking to aid their favored people and with nothing better to do, the Encients aided the Nevelost in the war, which first started out as a shouting match between the two factions. It is probably most well-known that this war was the point when the Elves promised to pwnxor those bitches and the Nevelost, in turn, threatened to show the might of their Epic Ways.

The War

The After Effects