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Stingy Quilp Cheese
The Quilp are bound by their goddess to not suffer a cow to live; thus their Stingy Quilp Cheese is, in fact, made from the milk of an animal exotic to the Quilp, the Red Turbo Swamp Slime Raccoon. As the ability to control these red, fast, smelly, slick, and rodent-esque creatures is rare, and given their difficulty in being captured and controlled, there is not a lot of Red Turbo Swamp Slime Raccoon milk to go around. Thus, wise Quilp invest their own quills into the making of the cheese, making it one of the more expensive cheeses (as stingy quilp cheese is literally made of money).
The cheese is popular among some who can stand the quills shredding their throats on the way down. These people are generally not to be screwed with.
The pronouncation is sting-y, not as in "does not spend a lot of money.*" Stingy quilp cheese is rather expensive.
*Some wags have stated that "quilp cheese is sting-y, as in 'OH MY GOD THE PAIN THE FUCKING PAIN.'"
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