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Famous Weapons

Axes

• Mortalkill
• Immortalkill
• Axe of Pacification
• Axe of Berserkeration
• Axe of Tardiness
• Ax of Alternate Spelling
• Axe of Everlasting Flame
• Axe to Grind of Revenging
• Battleaxe of Fatal Death
• Magic Axe of Greater Antisundering
• Sho'kurung'o
• Shokurung'otaghe'rakag'onk'rakag
• Tomaleek

Daggers

• Dagger of Many Pokings
• Dagger of Nrorldrigar
• darkdirk
• Firebrand Dagger
• Ice Dagger
• Sharp
• Pointy
• Pokey
• Blunt
• Inexhaustible Set of Throwing Knifes
• The Rusty Butter Knife(doesn't really belong here....maybe)
• The That's Not a Knife Knife

Horns

• Horn of Demistruct
• Loud Horn of Demistruct
• Louder Horn of Demistruct
• Much Too Loud Horn of Demistruct
• The Nearly Too Loud Horn of Demistructiveness

Spears, Lances and other long weapons with sharp pointy tips

• Anbu-Lance
• Boomerang of Unreturning
• Cloud Arrows
• Duane, the talking lance of Garvey
• Free-Lance
• glaive
• Le Pole Aiguisé
• Living Spear
• The Spear of Hicheal
• Spear of the Low Sky
• NO Scythe

Staves

• Elemenstave
• Battlestaff
• Dandelion's Staff of Bludgeoning
• The Darkmidget Waristaff
• The Greatstaff of Burning
• Hopebane's Bane
• Immolating Staff of Everlastflame
• The Mighty and Merciless Magical Monkey King Staff
• The Staff of Condescension Toward American Tourists (ElamenSTAR only, yet strangely canon)
• The Depraved Stave
• Stave of Procrastination
• Siezor
• Throbbing Stave of Phallus
• The Ultra Super Hyper Mega Wonder Twin Joy Death Battle Rod of Many Prefixes
• Staff of Ultimate Chaos
• Twin Staves of Various Sundry of Magicks and Assorted Arcane Lore

Sticks

• Stick
• • Pointy Stick (Generic)
  • Pointy Stick
  • • Sharper Stick
• A Big Stick
• Xasserole's Slightly Enchanted Sundering Stick
• Toothpick
• Duckfammit's Stick of Perpetual Stickiness
• Shillelagh

Swords

Note: before adding a sword, please make sure it is not already part of the 100 Swords of Sepathok.

Also: See Swords subsection

• Andrygynyll
• Annkha's Sword of Spreading
• Arkanacleaver
• Arthak's Blade of Impotence (Non-canon)
• The Babbling Sword of Battal
• Bix Sword
• Bix Short Sword For Her
• Blade Castratoryll
• Blindingly Bright Sword of Unlight
• Chanter
• Cheddarblade Cornuthaum
• Cursed Greatsword Plus Infinity
• Dagon's 8th Sword Of Power Against Wood
• Definitely Not Mister Bickles
• Doomblade
• Dullswyrd
• Ecto-Sword
• Evyyrnagg, the AdviceBlade
• Fell Blade
• Fleshpicker
• The Golden Sword
• The Grammarous Anorus
• Holy Panhandle
• Howling Dark
• Ice Picke of Lesser Injury
• Jingles
• Lightsabroc
• Long Long John of Gelthan's Notably Trusty Cutlass
• Longsword +1
• Longsword +π
• Longsword +6
• Magic Sword
• Mister Bickles
• Mudstick*
• Mute Blade of Non-Life
• Mystic Sharp-Edged Ruler
• Photocopy of Blade Sword
• Photocopy of the Photocopy of Blade Sword, Poor Quality
• Pipehole
• Razorprye
• The Ring Sword
• Ronard's Rather Small And Weak But Nevertheless Enchanted Sword
• The Rubion Sword
• Sharpflat
• Shellcracker
• The Super Ultimate Sword of Great Power and Magic
• The Sword On The Cover Of Book One
• Sigmund's Sword Of Compensation
• Squeakblade
• Stonecleaver
• Sword of Great Explosions
• Sword of the Mountain King
• Sword of Seriously Sharp Sharpness
• Sword of Stabbing People
• Sword of Stone
• That Sword That Everyone's Talking About But Noone Knows It's Name
• Sword of the Ocumen
• Sword of the Whitewolf
• Sword of Thundar
• Triskaidekaphilia
• Wang Fang the Euphoric Sword
• Weild the Wielded Sword
• Wsard fo pour speeleng (Sword of poor spelling)

Blunt objects

• Battle Skillets
• Cane of Retribution
• Cardboard Tube
• Defense Twinkies
• 8 Ball Of Doom
• enchanted rolling pins
• Enchanted Spoon of Wangdok
• The Hammer of Grabthar
• Holy Plunger of Holyness
• Maxwell's Silver Hammer
• Mummified Wang of Urd’Hak Hiya
• Ronard's Very Large But Unenchanted Spikey Hammer (later Ronard's Very Large Enchanted Spikey Hammer)
• The Parchment Cylinder
• Skillionaire
• Skyhammer
• Hawkey Stick
• Herd Hammer
• Nunchucks of Wiiwang

Whips

• Whip of the Wind
• Rat Flail

Bows and other projectile weapons

• Arrows of Shot-Flight
• Bow of Multiple Arrows all Fired at Once Movie-Style
• Boomsticks
• claw bow
• Elmer's Splintered Bow
• Lightning Zapper of N
• pineapple-of-undesired-insertion-shot crossbow
• Pixlie Slingshot
• Ram Bow
• Yew Bows

The instruments of war, weapons of the Warrior Bard

• Drumhammers
• Fluteknives
• Harpaxes
• Pianaxes
• • The Player Pianaxe
• The Poisoned-Bladed Mouth-Harp-Harpsichord
• Stavelutes
• Swordtars
• • Chordelizer
• The ViolinCross

Yet to be classified

• A Rock
• A Chicken
• The Bands of Heischar
• Battle Spatula
• Box of Hoochy-Coochy Dancing
• Culinary Weapons (All varietes)
• Doom Bouquet
• Elemensticky Tape
• The Elendendium Golem (note: technically classified as a living entity by the ILMG)
• The Eraser
• The Highly Useful Whip
• The Holy Trinity
• Ice Pick of Mild Discomfiture
• Messersmidgits Reaver
• Moon of Doom
• Mug of Supreme Hindrance
• Pow-wah Plz
• Spoon of Improved Hindsight
• The Tweezers

* Was not, in the strictest sense of the word, actually a sword.