Although some would find this weapon in bad taste and of cream-puffy substance, a select few are masters of proprietors of these nigh legendary weapons.
Developed in the years shortly following The Unsundering, by people of the Parsonyan Kingdom these twinkies were the first in a line of covert gadgets to be used by spies with the onset of Black Ops as provoked by the War Men. However, within minutes of the manufacture of the twinkies, the War Men ransacked the entire kingdom in one swift blow (They were known to blow a strong wind.) As the dust settled, a few Ninja, who had managed to escape the devastation by hiding under their well furnished beds, rose up and vowed to take revenge on the War Men for the deaths of their families and friends. However, as is always necesary, the ninja stole away into hiding, training within the nearby forests.
As years dragged on, the ninja trained incessantly with the defense twinkies (and perhaps eating a fair share as well) and as soon as news reached the region of the defeat of the War Men, the ninja returned to civilized society only to realize they had missed their only chance at redemption and revenge. So, rather than pursue the murderous War Men, the ninja began to pass on their training and teachings in the hope that someday a more valiant race than they might avenge those deaths of old. Yeaaaaah right.
Despite the perhaps controversial beginnings of this strange weapon, many scholars will agree it is a weapon no more. Rather, most would say that it is, in fact, two weapons bound together by a small length of silver chain. Still others argue that they are in fact the bane of all things red and tall but, Gestah de Foole is hardly a scholar. When, if ever, an agreement is reached on the actual weapon potential/non-potential perhaps they might agree on many of the weapon/non-weapons uses.