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Thickmilk

A delicious treat similar to ice lactose treats, although it requires even more careful Ice Elemenstation to make properly. Comprised of iced lactose treat, several kinds of sweet flavoring, and occasionally malt, thickmilk has been called "the greatest thing, ever, and screw Life magic or that one guy and all his toothpicks."

The best thickmilks are so thick they clog up veins, causing catastrophic heart attacks. Thus, the very thickest of these milks are exalted by those who enjoy a good bout of Vigorous Aliveness now and then.