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Lowelfion

Lowelfion (rarely known as "dwarfion") is a miraculous fabric origninally invented by a low elf. However, his assistant (in the typical vein of low elf assistants) attempted to hi-jack the product, and make heaps and heaps of Money. When marketing the product to the public, all intentions were to change the name of the cloth to something more dwarfy (most likely "dwarfion") before sale. However, he let slip in a very important meeting with a prospective buyer (the first, and therefore most important) that the original name was lowelfion. After a rather embarrassing moment, the dwarf continued on with the meeting without correcting himself. The end result was he never did make heaps and heaps of money, as that first prospective buyer would kill, eat, and steal the idea of the dwarf (which was stolen from the low elf) and went on to be the 73rd richest being with 3 arms.

The cloth itself is the single most astouding achievement in fashion since the invention of the mannequin. Upon wearing a garment made of such a fabric, the genitals of the race will be exagerated to the point of being "much larger then normal". However, not all races will find this to their benefit.