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damning Everybody Loves Wizbits Suicide Note

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Damning Everybody Loves Wizbits Suicide Note

(Letter reproduced below for historical purposes)

"Dear Mom and Dad,

If you are reading this, I'm already dead. Or maybe just dying. I haven't decided on the method just yet. Either way, it's probably fatal. I blame the Everybody Loves Wizbits! DVD Game set that you bought me for my 38th birthday. Patty Heaton's voice now haunts my mind, reducing life to a neverending nightmare. Please sue the company."

P.S. "I've never done this before, so I've got a few alternatives lined up if the pills don't work."

P.P.S. "You may have to have a closed-casket funeral. Just a heads up."

P.P.P.S. "Actually, head down might be best. Even if it is closed-casket."

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