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culinary weapons

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Culinary Weapons

Any of a variety of kitchen-oriented utensils found in the countless dwellings across Battal. While their use as offensive weaponry is usually confined to a limited, select section of the populace, many is the hapless adventurer who has scooped up a heavy wooden rolling pin in anger. The principal groups who regularly wield these objects as their preferred weapons of choice are:

Little Old Ladies and Burly Buxom Cooks

While generally harmless and fussy about the house, raising the ire of either of these fine examples of womanhood is heartily not recommended. Simple household objects turn suddenly into chiding and often painful weapons of authority. Utensils to watch out for include, but are not limited to:

  • Rolling Pins (Especially the heavy, solid wooden variety)
  • Pans of the Sauce and Frying variety
  • Egg Whisks and other Beaters
  • Steak Tenderizers
  • Assorted Spoons (the most famous wielder of spoons was Wangdok who actually had nothing to do with either of these culinary groups)

War Men

These fearsome, diminuitive, bearded psychopaths have massively developed culinary weapons, taking their offensive capabilities to the next level. War Men are so fierce that it is understandably difficult to gather data on this subject, but some of their weapons are:

  • War Whisks ("Raag'Shokurung")
  • Battle Spatulas ("Batulas")
  • Cleaving Cleavers

Followers of the Way of the Wok

Some of the earliest known combatants to use culinary weapons. Known far and wide for their proficiency with the wok, a weapon with which they train daily and wield mercilessly.

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