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aussie american act 2007

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Aussie American Act 2007

A controversial law attempting to ban all ELoTH related products from Austrailia and America proposed to the UN by Austrailian lawyer, Jacob Crimsey, apparently an inbred relative of Jack Thompson.

Crimsey's reasoning that the idea that Furniture should have souls was violently offensive to his religion.

Nobody took it seriously, and five days later, Crimsey was found dead in a hotel room in Sydney with bits of a nightstand shoved violently up his rectum. Conspiracy Theorists suspect the Langoites. Specifically because the Langoites had sent several notes to his house stating that if he didn't knock it off, they'd do do him "what we did to the Crocodile Hunter".

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