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Zuchar

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Zuchar

Zuchar was the Captain of the Guard for William the Straight, King of Alfafanar. During his tenure as Captain of the Guard he was chosen to take the Barrenlands Charter to Kundo Maaa at Mt Savage Wang for him to sign so that he wouldn't use Pendant of Many Seasons to create his new season of "Frumper". The Charter was so important that Zuchar was given a specially crafted bag to carry the Charter in, which has come to be known as Zuchar's Messenger Bag. Zuchar succeeded in his mission to carry the precious document to Kundo Maaa and obtained his signature, all before lunch. However on his way back to the Royal Commission his sandwich (which he was saving for his lunch) opened up and smeared the Charter with mustard. When Zuchar eventually opened his Bag to eat his lunch, he had found a pretty spot to have it in with open grass fields, filled with wild flowers, and a great view of The Chocolate Lake, he found that the Charter was covered in mustard. Zuchar hastily cleaned it off, relieved to find that the precious document was not harmed by his sandwich. He then ate his lunch and returned to the Royal Commission completing his mission.

After the mission he was given vaction time which he took in the town of Utterdamn. While drinking at the The Drinking Drunk, Zuchar made a drunken bet that he could find 20 rubian shards in the sea before the end of the night. Zuchar found 19 of what he thought were rubian shards, actually they were just shiny rocks, but then on his last dive he was run over by a Carmathmodon moving at 17 ploisnus per macrosecond. So ended the life of Zuchar, Captain of the Guard, who was run over by a large lizard who wasn't even native to that region and had no reason to even be there. Later Zuchar was honored in The Dawinesque Awards for his random and unfortunate demise.

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