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Wizbits on Ice LIVE: The Wizbits Come Alive With Opera

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Wizbits on Ice - Live! The Wizbits Come Alive With Opera!

A somewhat ill-advised on-ice play, The Wizbits on Ice! was an ice opera featuring costumed skaters rocking out on the cold cold ice whilst engaging in hot hot musical operaticness. This project started as a small, grass roots production with the working title of Elemenstors on Ice! but when this venture folded, the idea was quickly picked up by savvier investors.

The story of the opera was the typical cartoon Everyplot: The Wizbits and their familiars enjoy a peaceful beginning, only for a three-way cluster-screw of Char Reyarteb, MooMaa, and Lord Kinlo to launch an attack, with the War Men and numerous minor foes (including Elza Shiiwulf, making a cameo appearance in a legendary 15-minute face-licking sequence never before seen and never again equaled on the ice).

Despite all manner of vocal opposition to the opera's merest existence, it was a competently amusing play nonetheless. Moo Maa got yet another form, Frost Blitzer Moo Maa, and Lord Kinlo made an amazing appearance as played by a gigantic puppet manned by dozens of highly-trained (and, it is rumored, partially cybernetic) midget puppeteers.

The only sour note was that Zula's final chord was, thanks to the vocal talent of the actress, at the perfect frequency to shatter ice, which inevitably led to minor disasters at the end of each performance (as the actress kept forgetting to "tone it down some").

A popular album, Wizbits on Ice Live: The Wizbits Come Alive With Opera: The Album, was printed during and after the opera's run on ice. There is some arguement over which of the songs is the best; many believe the finale, "Wizbits Theme as Reinterpreted for Operatic Stylings," takes the lead, if only because the last note on the record also shares the actress's intense ice-shattering skill.

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