Back to Famous Miscellaneous Items

Winged Elm Elixir

Winged Elm Elixir is an extraordinary substance. It is the result of painstakingly gathering the oil of an elm...bunny. Yes, bunny, not tree. If you look very carefully, sometimes there are seeds of the elm that kind of resemble an Astral Bunny; except in the fact that they are translucent and frustratingly difficult to see. Anyway, you must find a heck of a lot of them. Then you must press them until their oil seeps out. After that, you must purify the oil and then simmer it for roughly 7 hours, 6 minutes, 42 seconds, and possibly 67 nanoseconds. You may then add whatever seasonings you wish. If you drink this concoction, it will cure most ailments, with the exception of earaches and anything involving a spleen. Anything else, it cures with ease, even if you are on the brink of death. It will also give you the appearance of being drunk if you drink too much. Winged Elm Elixir strangely enough, will allow what ever container it is in to grow wings. Many a container of Winged Elm Elixir has flown away, never to be seen again. A human stomach also can count as a container, so you can grow wings. But they recede once you're finished digesting, sadly.

A Witch can use Winged Elm Elixir to enchant any bit of wood with the ability to fly.