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William Princeton

Thought by many to be a sick and twisted genius. The only man known to complete an Epic Limrick. His work on Something Wicker This Way Comes is contriversial to say the least.

William was employed by Realmworlds Publishing as an intern office boy, and general office gofer. Realmworlds was looking to fill in the gaps in Epic Legends Of The Hierarchs: The Elemenstor Saga and asked William to produce an instant clasic, filled with lots of blood and continual action. William decided to make the bold move to create an Epic Limrick despite the well known risks. Realmworlds was pushing hard for the release of Something Wicker This Way Comes to coincide with the upcoming debut of Wizbits Extreme in September, the publishers decided to pay for all of William's time (valued at $6 an hour) and locked him in a storage closet with only an old Apple IIe and the leftover stock of James Langomedes Rubian Crystal Candy Ring. This bold move resulted in Something Wicker This Way Comes being writen in near record time, and thus able to be published and relased just after the Wizbits Extreme. Something Wicker This Way Comes hit book store shelves in October 2004, and despite several critics saying that it had "No literary value what so ever. Really, there is nothing there worth reading" it has sold suprisingly well. Possibly contributing to this fact is the cover artwork which features several scantily clad women (nominally thought to be the ever popular Ice Princesses of Northarbor), who never actually seem to appear in the book.

In more recent news, William may be recovering from his ordeal, though it is unlikely that he'll be able to be interviewed anytime soon. He has taken to wearing a harness with mirriors tacked on to it so that he can see behind himself at all times. Previously, normal function was impossible except under heavy sedative because William was always trying to turn fast enough to see both what was behind him and infront of him at the same time.

See Also:

• Something Wicker This Way Comes