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Whumpblatter has been a favorite for fans of ELotH:TES for quite a long time. This recipe is actually a synthesis of the most popular recipes. Everyone has their own version of the whumpblatter, really.

Ingredients

1. 1 Bladder per person (really, whatever bladders you have on hand will work)
2. Stick of butter (margarine works too)
3. 1 cup chamomile
4. 3 cups Maple syrup
5. Flour (different recipes use different flour, so try whatever you have on hand)
6. Salt and pepper

• Preheat oven to 400 degrees (325 convection ovens).
• Slice bladder lengthwise, then smake a small incision in the side of each bladder piece.
• Melt half of the stick of butter, mix with chamomile and 2 cups maple syrup.
• Cover bladder in this mixture, then put the excess inside the incisions along with the rest of the syrup.
• Coat lightly in butter, salt, and pepper.
• Cook for 10 minutes or until brown/on fire.
• Season (again!) with salt and pepper to taste.
• Pray.

Note: Astute chefs will notice that the flour is actually not used in the recipe. The reason for this is that the flour is needed to clean up the projectile vomit this recipe induces in those who eat it. Hey, it's a better way to be an ELotH:TES fan than dressing up as closets. Damn Furnies.

Several variations on this can be found in Appendix E of the Tales of Yorn. Some variations use the flour in the dish, while a new notable others use completely different ingredients and end up tasting "rather like brownies."