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Var Dolzeberg

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Var Dolzeberg

Var Dolzeberg, the Warrior Bard who is known as the greatest one ever. His full name, as rumored to appear in his official fanfic, is Varnos Irivith Dolzeberg. This page will never do him justice, no matter how many times it is edited. He really rocked harder than anyone else in the history of Battal.

Brandishing Chordelizer, the ultra Swordtar, he was responsible for the grand battles known as the war concerts. His power increased a thousand fold on the day he found Karrath's Blade of Perfect Tone and started dual-wielding it with Chordelizer. He first used it to fight an unstoppable army of pirates who were invading the town of Western Bank. There is a statue at Western Bank commemorating that first war concert with the blade, depicting him clashing it and Chordelizer above his head to produce the legendary Final Melody.

Considered to be an honorary member of the Dual Wielders society, mostly because he never actually joined them. This consideration is made because the Dual Wielders wanted more famous names in their organization.

Var Dolzeberg made famous Light Hogs Cheese, which now is often referred to as "Dolzeberg Cheese".

Also it will be unsurprising to note that Var Dolzeberg was born under The Really High Pitched Flute when Floyd was in its principle position.

asura I, for one, have never subscribed to the belief that Var "rocked harder than anyone else ever". Seriously. You've got all of the Battlebards throughout history, including King Lightlute, you've got all of Hardahrock, plus all of the Independent Rock Mages from the The War of the Item Guilds that nobody really ever heard of, etc... I don't really see what is special at all about Var. Pirates aren't even that tough anyways.

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