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Vampyre Elves

Elves who have traded their humanity (er, elfmanity?) and ability to survive on anything but Blood or go out in the sun for immortaility.

Since elves are already immortal, this move has been described as "pretty fucking stupid". The Vampyre Elves counter this by claiming to be "super duper extra immortal", but this is regarded as nonsensical.

Male Vampyre Elves are somewhat notable for being the feyest, most effeminate, vain creatures alive - combining the "bad boy" vanity of Vampyres with the "superior" vanity of elves to create a creature that is so well-groomed, immaculate, and full of itself, that it's like cramming 10,000 Fancy Men into one room and then condensing their fanciness into a single, tiny, black hole of fancy (needless to say this fucking pisses off fancy men). This makes them very popular in Japan, where they are regarded as "Chou Taksan Bishie" by idiotic fangirls. They are also popular in El-Slash, but they are so girly it might as well be considered Yuri.

In addition to being extremely vain, Vampyre Elves are also often documented with having an epic case of Full of It.