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Uregor the Proud

The first Forge-King of the dwarves, Uregor was full of passion, charisma, and ale. Before Uregor's rule, dwarves lived a nomadic lifestyle as seperate units roaming the vast lands of Battal in search of wenches and ale. During The War of the Item Guilds Uregor was able to unite the dwarven people under the banner of the Brothers of the Magic Forge with the promise of easier access to both wenches and ale. And Bingo Madness Mondays.

After years (10,000, after an incident involving a Dragon and a rubber band left him with an exponentially extended life) of living the good life with his united dwarven kingdom, Uregor felt the itch of conquest along his rump and just couldn't help but scratch it. And by it, I mean his rump. After the rump scratching, Uregor proclaimed a time of Kranakakrak and set out on a great conquest that lasted 100 years, but for unknown reasons is oft refered to as The War of 102 Years. Uregor and his army of ale-fueled dwarves was eventually stopped by a time-travelling Cedric the Bastard at the Battle of Wang's Peak.