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Twin Staves of Various Sundry of Magicks and Assorted Arcane Lore

These epic staves were conceived on two separate occasions, by two separate and unrelated people. One was a chronosorcellor named Grakthar the lesser, who created the Stave of Various Sundry of Magicks. An elemenstor called B'kkadorac of the Tewdnal highlands, father of A'ggadorac of the Tewdnal highlands, created the Stave of Assorted Arcane Lore.

By pure coincidence, these two staves were created of the same unknown material, and fashioned in the same design, thus were naturally attracted to eachother. Their owners travelled far, being guided by the low rhythmic hum of the staves. B'kkadorac fathered several illegitimate children during his journey, among whom A'ggadorac was the second, and only one to accompany his father. After twenty years of searching, B'kkadorac fell victim of his own creation, being engulfed into the assortment of arcane lore which made home in his stave. A'ggadorac continued the journey, riding atop his father's trusy credenza, Timley Jr. Finally Grakthar and A'ggadorac met, and held an epic battle for possession of both staves.

Grakthar used his only-slightly-hindering time gas spell, but accidentally put both himself and A'ggadorac to sleep, leaving Timley Jr to run off with both Staves, and, ironically, Grakthar's Hat That is Actually a Doily, Which Would Make an Even Better Hat for an Ambulatory Credenza.

As the further antics of Timley Jr have yet to be unfolded, no one knows what happened to the staves, nor what powers they hold, individually or combined. What is known is that one involves various sundry of magicks, and the other assorted arcane lore.