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Tordingwall

Page history last edited by Tim 15 years, 11 months ago

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Tordingwall

This creature has been responsible for many an Elemenstor's death, embarrasment or painful demise. It is a 100foot--or clospecscions, in the new metric system of High Elemenstation--tall behemoth with thick, dangling hair, a circumference of legs, and a ripe underbelly of a thousand eyes. With no eyes to see ahead of itself, the massive creature wanders the world in an endless pattern that no High Mathematician Psychic has been able to divine. Any village, kingdom or hang-out in the Tordingwall's path has come to a quick and mishapen end. No one has ever been able to defeat the creature in the history of the world, but mercifully, its wanderings are sometimes to distant and vacant lands.

It should be noted, however, that on the eve of his 90th birthday the Great Elemenstor of Fire, Dogus Brankorking told a bar full of patrons that he was going to single-handedly wrestle the beast-thing, which had been crawling past the village for several days. The resulting humiliation, beating and dry-humping of Dogus Brankorking and his familiar Turnum, the Smug Ape, was retold countless times in eons past as both bedtime lullaby and doomful campfire story.

Notes

"The Incalculable Cruelty of the Immense Tordingwall" was deleted because the content was a duplicate of this page. Please direct all future links related to the Tordinwall here. ~toshi.m

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