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Titillating Tales Of The Wizbits
A crude, often sexually perverse, accompanyment to the Wizbits Extreme TV Series, written by Hankstrong Anonymous, believed to be a psuedonym of Tycho Brahe, though this is entirely unfounded.
The adult book, though long, has little do with the Elemenstor Saga or dogmatic storyline, with the exception of a gratifying 45th chapter regarding the then mildy popular Furnies phenomenon. Most of the plot has little to do with the actual Wizbits TV series and is largely seen as a fluke, or a joke.
It is also believed to have been spawned by the negative reaction to the Naughty Wizbits CCG set.
There are elements to the story which elude even the casual reader, as evidenced in this beginning paragraph:
And in the Eves of Never Time the Thunderlords did go awhitting, turbling to and fro.
There were reports from the Frodling Dingwang Clan of hupsnoodling and wangtangery amonst the Elemenstors, but there were always such things being said...
Elais Timor sat and reflected on all of this, alone in the modest cot of his dormitory.
Suddenly, Prot Veldin, his Furnicular, appeared, wambling and gogknibbling up the stairs.
Prot noticed a sloping bulge emerging from under Elais' blanket, firming as it became tumescent.
Elais stammered, "T-T-That's not... I mean..."
Prot took all of this in, grew a darker shade of red and climbed onto the cot beside Elais, doosting him lightly...
We are left wondering:
- "What exactly is Never Time?"
- "Who are the Thunderlords?"
- "What's with all these invented words popping up? Who does he think he is, Lewis Carroll?"
- "Why would an Elemenstor and a Furniliar bedoosting each other?"
| Collectors Note : There is a misspelling on the front cover of Hankstrong Anonymous's name (instead it is spelled Harkstrong Anonymous, which fueled debate for months over which was correct. To this day, no one knows.) |
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