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Throne of Epic Longing and Life

This "Throne" as most call it in fact only loosely fits the term. It is actually an old fountain that Dyemons have sat upon long enough for it to resemble a seat. What a fountain was ever doing in the Chasm of Eternal Sorrow remains a mystery. It is said to be the most comfortable seat imaginable, if you happen to be a Dyemon. It was likely a large reason for MooMaa's continued residence in the Chasm of Eternal Sorrow even after it regained its powers.

In ages past it has seen many a Dyemon rump sitting upon it. From Hazkul the Bald Maker to He Who Shall Be Named But Not Here. Some scholars believe that the throne itself is intelligent and draws Dyemons to it. This in turn draws heroes, adventurers, armies of light and other do-gooders to it as well. Some say that the throne feeds off the energy given off by the powerful forces and magical energies that are thrown into conflict when good and evil fight. Others think this is a bunch of baloney.

After the Wizbits defeated MooMaa the throne once more sprung to life for a moment and flowed pure water. Lander used this water to heal Zula, whose spirit had been damage by MooMaa's final blow and had been herself turning into a Dyemon. Fearful that yet another Dyemon would take up residence in the Chasm, the Wizbits cast a shrink spell on the Throne and carried it away. The only mention of the Throne after this is a sinister set of eyes staring out of Penny Farthing's bag, where the throne was stored. These eyes are believed to belong to MooMaa and to signal his resurrection later in the series. However the show was canceled shortly afterwards and neither MooMaa nor the throne were ever seen again.