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Throbbing Stave of Phallus

Also known as the Throbbing Stave of Alice, being named after its creator the High Elemenstor Alice Phallus. Alice, a male Elemenstor despite the feminine name, is said to have crafted this stave to compensate for his mismatched moniker, though he claims he did not intend for it to resemble anything in particular.

At the head of the stave was the shape of a rocket ship, or a mushroom, and it is said that this portion of the stave would begin throbbing at moments of high excitement, charged with Elemenstual energy ready to be unleashed.

The stave garnered a good deal of controversy when it was included in Episode 310: Journey to the Center of the Pit of The Wizbits Cartoon. Although the stave only appeared as a background item, it caused The Wizbits Cartoon to be the focus of a very negative article in Plugged In magazine, as well as garnering criticism from several family values groups.