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The Wizbits Guide to Conquering Your Fears

By Corky Tanner and Mike Wojochzi

A children's book based on the popular television cartoon, The Wizbits. The book was intended to help children learn to overcome their fears, but was actually several pictures of online "scream" pictures such as, but not limited to:

• Goatse
• Harlequin Fetus
• Tubgirl
• Clockspider
• The Irrefutable Meef
• Desert of the Real
• A full transcript of this story

...along with a special "fast flip" button that flipped through all the pages at stroke-inducing speeds.

One of the many rumors surrounding the book's existence is that it was an attempt to drag others into a coma just as James Langomedes had; for what reason varies depending on which conspiracy theory one belongs to, one of which is The Children Will Pay Five Dollars Conspiracy

The cover art, book concept, and copy text of the first and last pages were penned by prolific Elemenstor children's author Corky Tanner.