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The Undisputed Rothgar

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The Undisputed Rothgar

While Rothgar Slayer of the Seven Slayers of the Seven Players of the Seven Fiddles was not quite considered "Epic" at this point in his career, it was easy for people to see he was on the rise and would soon attain that status.

At this point, the tale of his first title, The Decent Guy, had become well known and all those named Rothgar wished to both avoid the fate of Rothgar The Sadly Slain Bully and so they banded together in order to form a plan to kill the already-many-titled one. They were also joined by several confused Rathgors, Rothgers and a Steve, but all of their fates would be the same. A horrible horrible death.

While many would argue that these plans were futile from the start, that Rothgar would have slain the other Rothgars (and friends) with ease. However, he never had the chance. Rather, a bad plate of shrimp at the first "Let's Figure Out How To Kill That Other Rothgar" meeting gave them all a terminal case of food poisoning that quickly did each and every one of them in. Thus, in the next city census Rothgar was indeed declared to be The Undisputed Rothgar.

He also applied to be the undisputed Rathgor, Rothger and Steve, but unfortunetly for him several of those still existed and were understandably suspicious of sea food.

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