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The Rusty Butter Knife

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The Rusty Butter Knife

The most ultimate weapon in all existence. It is so ominously deadly and destructive that not a single being throughout all Battal's storied history has touched, seen, spoken, or even heard about it, though they know deep in their souls (and navels) of its frightening, universe-wounding power. This particular fact technically negates its classification as a famous weapon. Ironically, it is incapable of knifing, much less spreading, butter, since all matter ceases to be in its presence.

The implement was only ever referenced once near the end of Book 13, mentioned in a single sentence:

"Yes,;;; he uttered, "but though ;;;; is powerful, the ability to annihilate time itself is ;; trivial compared to the power of that ;;;; thing." Thing hit the air like a hammerblow. It was clear he spoke of the Rusty Butter Knife (though none ;;;; its name), and ;;; thought was swiftly dismissed.

It is also unknown why it is called "The Rusty Butter Knife." Even in fan fiction it is (a) not rusty, and (b) not made of butter. Thus it is assumed its creator was an idiot (although it is implied in the same Fan Fiction that it predates even the Slightly Older Ones, and thus simply appeared from nothing along with its name).

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