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The Land Without so Many Damn Non-Elves

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The Land Without so Many Damn Non-Elves

The Land Without so Many Damn Non-Elves was a beautiful, majestic island east of the main continent of Battal. It was the original home of the Elves until the great exodus known as "Can't We Stop and Ask Directions", which was when which every single elf on the island sailed westward to go out to dinner and became completely lost, having no choice but to live on The Shield and The Sickle. They later attempted and failed to return to their homeland in The Great Crossing.

The island had a lot of the stuff all Elves of the time liked. Lush green hills, lots of trees, that sort of thing. They left behind lots of nice intricate wood carvings that probably have tons of meaning to those who can understand the language, dialects and symbolism. They had a couple of stone circles too, magical nexuses that were the center of the Elfborn Thunderhell Incident many centuries later.

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