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The Gormless Trousers of Unpenitrable Glee

Considered trousers by many, these pants are also held to be a hat by few - well ok not few, but one, Elanfariestel the Easily Convinced.

Forged in a mountain far, far away - some people think it was in The Mountain Filled with Hot Lava - from the shattered remains of The Previously Unshattered Neckerchief of no Particular Origin (plus 3), these trousers are considered completely impenetrable.

Many great men (and even a few great women) have tried various methods to poke a hole in this garment, but none have succeeded. The closest any came to success was when King Nonexistant used an ice cube to cool an area on the trousers. Unleashing a swarm of angry mollusks upon the foul garment, the king proclaimed a premature victory, yet it was to no avail.

These legendary trousers are now in possesion of The Gigglemen of Vi and are worshipped daily on account of their pristine condition. It bears noting that they are as far as any can determine completely and utterly without gorm.