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The Darkmidget Waristaff

The legendary Darkmidget Waristaff is known for its interracial history: it passed from The Darkmarch Elven, who originally created it as a bow, made in the name of the great Bowsar, who stereotyped his race as a bunch of pansy bow users for all eternity to the Bearded Midgets (also known as Dwarves), who transformed it into a crude, yet enchanted, club, in the name of the early "Hu-man Whit Rash", who, in his determinedness to marry and impregnate his cousin, created the genetic mistake that is the Bearded Midget, a creature who has increased hormonal activity, but not in the height department.

From the Bearded Midgets it was stolen by War Men, angry relatives of the Bearded Midgets, who shaped it into a badly designed, yet enchanted, fly swatter, which they used to swat flies, and sometimes poke bugs.

Shortly after that ended The War Men's reign of terror over flies and occasionally bugs, as the vorpal flyswatter of keenness +2, as it was named by a War Man youngling, was stolen by the Cohoris, who shaped it into a staff and put it in charge of the Cohoricorp head of human resources.

Then the severely whittled staff broke.