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The Bystander Man

Page history last edited by Tim 15 years, 11 months ago

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The Bystander Man

A single man who has been present at every major battle in the history of Battal, including marital disputes. This is totally illogical and non-sensical, thus he is ignored by everyone but Opportunistic Snack Food Vending Man, who has also appeared wherever Bystander Man is.

It is popularly believed that the name of Bystander Man is "Ted", although this is unconfirmed.

It is theorized that the Bystander Man is meant to represent the fans of ELotH:TES, and OSFVM is supposed to represent Tycho Brahe.

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