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Stairoyd

A Stairoyd is an ambulatory staircase used for strength training purposes. Its moving steps allow an athelete to receive the aerobic benifits of climbing a staircase without moving upwards. Obviously, such a mockery of the natural order of things could not be associated with the MLB, and its use was banned. However, Stairoyd users still exist, sometimes hiding their devices by using a Flattening Enchantment, allowing the Stairoyd to fold and fit under a bed.

Stairoyd abusers can be identified by their enormous calves.