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Squirrels

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Squirrels

Concerning Squirrels as dicovered amongst the Deragothal Ruins of the High Elemenstor Candid the Obviously Insane's paper work:

The little studied and largely ignored squirrel is in fact nature's greatest mystery. Having spent the better part of my life studying these creatures, I Candid the Marvelously Briliant now fear that they have become aware of my efforts to infilitrate their society. It is my belief that they are mounting some form of attack agianst my person, for mistake me not, squirrels are an ancient and potentioally very dangerous enemy.
While you all think of the squirrel as a small furry animal with little to no inteligence, my research has shown me that they do indeed posess an intellience - a highly organized colective intelligence. They are also as little and fury as they are inteligent. During a variety of tests, I once examined a subject's astral appearance and nearly lost my life. You see, on this plane squirrles are a tiny material representation of a collective of elements consisting mostly of earth and chaos. In their true realm, the astral realm, the one i believe they accended to in the long, long ago, they are mammoth, and their Ethereal Acorneries encompass vast stretches of the void. Indeed they may even have created it. What I saw was both horrible and beutiful, a shadowy monster with a huge dripping maw that seemed to tug at my astral form. The being was of the scale of a elder dragon in size, but in shape in resembled that of a lion.

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Oddly enough, entirely unrelated to Ground Squirrels.

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