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Soul Prison of Xoxor Xxar

A strange, mysterious, terrible, Epic, and dark artifact containing a soul. What differs it from millions of other strange, mysterious, terrible, Epic, and dark artifacts in Battal, is that it contained a soul of apparently soulless being.

Given that is direct violation of Item Law 485, it's also pretty much impossible in every sense, which incidentally, makes one wonder why it was written. Silly, innit?

Anyway, the soul prison resembled ornate, sculpted urn, quite like the Covenant Ark. Rumors say that it was carved out of pure rubian, which is naturally rubbish. The truth is that Soul Prison was not crafted by any mortal being in existence, but rather spontaneously existed, as an act of a universe defending itself. Xoxor Xxar was trapped into it by a bizarre series of accidents involving banana peels, an ant who fell into a puddle of booze and drew mystic runes, and some peanut butter.

After eonicles he was freed by some crossdresser, and... well, you know the story.