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Skarhs

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Skarhs

A race of wild men from the Arcane Northern Realms. Known for their ritualistic scarring of their warrior caste (which comprise most of the population), each scar has a symbolic meaning determined by location and shape of the scar. Skarhs were fond of showing these trophies of ritual and battle... some say, a little too fond, as was discovered by Propitious Opportune during the Great Journey of Two Months of Great Joinification'ing:

“What doth therest scar upon thy arm significate, Mister Warmonger?”

“That one for the Sword of Kr'll, God of Pointy Things,” replyed Warmonger Zh’Rp, “make me strong!”

“Those alight on thy forehead?”

Hammers of Mighty Taur, God of Bull Walkers. Make me gore enemyes!”

“And on thine chest?”

“Fish-God Fuugu. Make me smelle lyke graveyard! Enemyes Flee!”

“Ah… so thate’s what thate is…”

“This one for Al’m’ni, God of Divorce. Remind me of ex-wife!”

“Foer the Gods sakes,” snorted Duane, “be replacening thine loincloth, ye scurvy arseholder!”

-- Ulfulaz the Historian, Tales of Yorn Appendix D

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