Serafina's Hot Love Express Power!

A popular energy drink in Japan, sold at fantasy conventions alongside a woman in a Serafina Haberdasheron costume. The drink purports to "make vital you energy and happy." It included a significant ammount of genuine Spanish fly, which made it illegal in the United States. When attending a multinational ELotH:TES convention, Tycho Brahe was offered a can of Serafina's Hot Love Express Power, which, in his intoxicated state, led him to drinking an entire case. He sobered up roughly around the time the Spanish fly kicked in, and ran screaming from the convention screaming that invisible fire Dyemons were attacking his genitals. It is rumored this is what ended his drinking and pill binge. Some conspiracy-minded fans speculate that James Langomedes's burning of the lost episode may not be as insane as it seems, considering that Tycho was equally plagued by Dyemons.

The English part of the drink can's label: