Chorus:
Say there, have ye seen the gravy
Floating in the tureen fair
Say there, have you seen the navy
Beans in Butter Fingers' lair?
Karrath's Blade of Perfect Tone
Dwarf-crafted on a drunken bet
Let forth an awkward E sharp drone
(Karrath he regrets it yet)
(Chorus)
C-sharp, C-sharp! Gragnakas cried
C-sharp, I need more gravy still!
Pound the hammer on the anvil
Bend the gravy to my will!
(Chorus)
Sepathok picked up the weapon
Retainers tossed it at his head
Thro' blood and gravy he did step on
Till female ninjas left him dead
(Chorus)
Shezdor next, who killed a navy
An anti-hero dark was he
His long black hair lapped up the gravy
Till the Weird Thing cleft him helm to bree.
(Chorus)
And that's the tale of all our gravy
Dum dum dum dum dee dee dee
Dum dee dum dum dee dum dum dum
Dee dee dee dee dum dee dee.*
(Chorus 2x)
*The last three lines traditionally could not be sung or repeated unless mumbled through a mouthful of gravy, and now are lost in the depths of time for reasons of incoherence and illiteracy.
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