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Ronard's Very Large Enchanted Spikey Hammer

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Ronard's Very Large Enchanted Spikey Hammer

This is simply Ronard's Very Large But Unenchanted Spikey Hammer after having been transformed by The Enchanted Enchanter's Hat of Enchanted Enchanting (and by extension Yar the Sorcerial) at precisely The Longest Moment. The hammer returned with the enchantment of "Perpetually smelling of peanuts", which made it utterly useless to the line of Magic Sword Kings who suffered a weakness to the quarternary element peanut. The Spica Wars soon resulted.

The only known person to actually use it was Rothgar, Giver of Whaps.

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