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Red Turbo Swamp Slime Raccoon

Page history last edited by Tim 15 years, 11 months ago

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Red Turbo Swamp Slime Raccoon

These creatures live in The Dank and are the mounts of Red Turbo Swamp Slime Raccoon Rider. They are known for being both red, slimy, and very fast. Surprisingly they look nothing like Raccoons. They are prized by the Quilp for their milk, which is used in making Stingy Quilp Cheese. The milk is in fact not a liquid, but a white paste that collects on the anus of a Red Turbo Swamp Slime Raccoon if the Raccoon is not cleaned for a sufficient period. Despite (or because of) their nasty nature, they are occasionally slaughtered for Slime Raccoon Eating contests.

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That... is really disgusting.
Are these things related to Nooks?

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