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Ray of Undecidedly Dangerous Tasks That May or May Not Shrink Certain Items to a Convenient Size

The Ray of Undecidedly Dangerous Tasks That May or May Not Shrink Certain Items to a Convenient Size is an odd and very touchy device. It can be used, among many other purposes, to shrink an overly large object to a more suitable size. It is indeed a ray, though what shape it may take depends on its maker's preference. There are several of these rays in existence, taking the shapes of a puppy, a garden gnome, a cup holder, and a somewhat pointy rock. You simply have to instruct it on exactly what you want it to do. It will also take you very literally, and attempt to find loopholes in whatever you are telling it to do. For example, if you were to tell the ray to make a plant grow a little bit, it would choose a different plant than the one you thought you were telling it to affect, then you would see it grow about twenty feet and/or yards. See, it took the perspective of an incredibly large creature, maybe even 200 hoofands tall, and also from an incredibly high bird's eye view. It is so mean! Few people actually bother to use one because it is so difficult to use properly.