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Randthral the Prognosticator

Cheese Elemenstor, Elder Scion of the Endless Scion, examiner of portents and renowned eccentric, Randthral's path in life was set in stone when a childhood fever dream led him to believe that his biological father was a large piece of cheese. Of the seven members of the Endless Scion, only he and Ebberontimax the Brilliantly Golden did not even remotely crave death. Ebberontimax's reason was that he already had the longevity of a dragon, while Randthral's was that he needed much extra time in order to complete his ultimate project: the Great Mystic Cheese Outfit of Quite a Few Infinities. This project involved the creation of four magical cheese-based items, each connected to one of the four Ur-Ur-Elements. The first item, the Timenes-based Cheeseflute of Time, was easy to make, after a freak accident resulted in him coming into possession of a piece of Chronobrie. The accident was caused by Regina Vadime, and the event sparked a brief romance between Randthral and Regina. Randthral planned to later make an Epic-based item out of Blade Cheddar, but chose to concentrate on acquiring some Space Cheese - an elusive and mythical cheese whose natural shape is a transparent cube with visible axes (the plural-of-axis kind, not the things-War Men-use-to-split-heads-open kind) inside it - with which he would make a Spacenes-based item. Alas, alack, and other words that indicate disappointment that begin with 'al', he never succeeded. His extreme disappointment was made clear by the curse he placed upon himself which caused his body to explode into ash when he died before completing his quest. This is the cause of the only time Theoric the Eversnide is recorded to have soiled himself.