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Stale Baguette

Sharpness: NS

Damage: 1d5 dmg

HSYTKTGA: 23 X2 (X3 if player always speaks with a hilarious french accent)

Weight: 1 draughty

Cost: varies (regulated by french government)

Description:

A long, thin, day-old loaf of bread. True purists insist on baguettes baked in France, though it's unclear how they are transported to Battal. Notably, while it may seem more instinctive to list a baguette as a close weapon, the actual length of the bread is considerable, and places it in the far-away category. Thrown baguettes are quite aerodynamic, but do much negligible damage unless carefully aimed at the eyes, throat or mean bean machine.