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Quilpon, Ye Text Fill't With Quilp Musings

The sacred text of the Quilp, written by Quilpma whilst she was pregnant with Quilpboi. Despite forming the majority of the sacred text for Quilpism, there's not a lot to the work beyond a brief history of the Quilp (as they had only been recently created), numerous musings on the blasphemous and spiteful nature of cows, a few suggestions on what to do with the corpses (leather shoes are high on the list), and some optimistic musings on the coming of Quilpboi.

Besides the above, there are also commandments reguarding nomenclature and what things are good to eat (cows and all their byproducts are not on this list). Throughout all the text, none of the other Quilp gods are mentioned, which may explain why they are so heavily marginalized in the six-legged-porcupine-creatures' society.