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Potato Jihad

Page history last edited by Tim 15 years, 12 months ago

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Potato Jihad

"You want to eat tiny hashbrowns and compare them to potatoes? We'll settle your hash."

A holy war of sorts lasting 3,000 yearicles. It was begun by the Holy Friars, a group of priests who worshipped the almighty French Fry, which they considered to be the holiest and purest form of the noble tuber known as the potato. They waged war against those who perverted "the glory that is the fry into the unnatural and disturbing tater tot." The Friars chiefly operated out of the Desert of Ambrisoleir, sending out their Holy Cavalryman to slay those who cooked potatoes into 'tot form, beheading and killing anyone who even considered tater tots to be superior. This spawned a vast underground tater tot smuggling ring in the area, eventually culminating in the great Potato Baron Battle.

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