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Planet C

Page history last edited by Tim 15 years, 12 months ago

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Planet C

A previously unknown planet accidentally destroyed by Gambol and Brathymide in their bid to destroy the Sun. This unknown planet was termed Planet C by the infamous duo as "it just felt right" to them.

Noted Astrolonomer Orwin Gernal (noted manily for his crackpot theories) actually holds the leading theory as to what Planet C was (its the leading theory because no other respectable astrolomer has given a theory). He ties in the Giant Meteoric Cow theory for the Geotelespacial Fractarent with the destruction of Planet C by stating that:

"Since the Geotelespacial Fractarent happened relativily soon after the destruction of Planet C and that a Giant Meteoric Cow is the most likely culprit, we can deduce that Planet C is the origin of the Giant Meteoric Cow and that Planet C must have been enitrely made of Cows."

This theory is very popular among the Quilp who have hailed Gambol and Brathymide as Epic heroes for their massive "theoretical" bovine slaughter.

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