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Pit of Endless Legumes

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Pit of Endless Legumes

It is heretofore unclear why Inferkel the Blind created the Pit of Endless Legumes beyond the passing fancy for a salty treat whilst tipping back some local Hero's Ale and watching the Funken Shamblunsters hunt in the distance. Of course he was watching them with his mind. He's blind after all.

The Pit of Endless Legumes is the source of some consternation for those following lean diets in the realm, as legumes are the only easy foodstuff in the arid and smokey climate, though it does account for a grand export trade.

Some of the opponents of the existence of the Pit are the Followers of the Laws that Are Not Silly, and the Regents of Undying Fishnuts who hold such legumes as sacred and cannot suffer their abuse. The FotLtANS and RoUF sometimes partner up in raids to try and disrupt the trade or implode the portal, but the soldiers of the realm take the protection of their legumes very seriously and have been undefeated insofar.

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