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Pineapple of Undesired Insertion

Growing on low, ground covering bushes, this fruit has an uncanny knack of manifesting across Battal at exactly the moment when an angry, irate or otherwise annoyed denizen is searching for an appropriately large, painfully shaped object to be the subject of a persuasive, eye-watering metaphor. Hence popular expressions such as:

The sudden appearance of the familiar bush, combined with the Pineapple's odd texture and graphically descriptive shape combine to make this a far more effective threat than the written word can ever convey.