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Pickled Unicorn Iced Cream

Not actually Unicorn servered with pickled iced cream of course. That would be ridiculous. You have to pickle the cream before you ice it. It's really iced pickled cream favored with Unicorn meat. But that sounds too much like the frozen cream of a pickle. This dish is generally reviled, but strangly craved by pregnant Women Folk.

This disgusting dish was first thought of by Vaxin the Tiny during her first pregnancy with a human child. She woke up in the middle of the night demanding that her husband, Rothgar The Egg Filcher, go out, kill a Unicorn, and have its meat made into ice cream, and that it be pickled too. Rothgar Who Attempted to Improve His Chances with Vaxin by Giving Himself Inappropriately Positive Titles dutifully went out, slayed the Unicorn and hired a Culimancer to create the dish for his wife.