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Parapalegic Simian

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Parapalegic Simian

Bogyn's Nastiness Rating: -29 (Harmless)

A pathetic species of monkey that lives in the Angel Beach jungles of Zonardia. They are so named because they only have two limbs that double as both arms and legs, as well as a tail. There are a number of amusing and perverted Zonardian myths to explain why the Parapalegic Simians lost their hind legs (or their arms, depending on who you ask). Because of their odd condition and poor ability to manuever on the ground, the monkeys rarely step foot (or hand, again - depending on who you ask) out of the trees.

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