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P'Imps

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P'Imp

A minor Devyl that dwells within many urban areas. Their basic physical make-up is that of a horned, humanoid purple weasel with eight arachnid-like arms. P'Imps can conjure fireballs and cause various mischief. P'Imps ride around in small vehicles known as P'Impmobiles, usually have false gold teeth, and carry easily indentifiable weapons known as P'Imp Canes. They enjoy wearing brightly colored clothing and garish jewelry, and are renown for their total lack of taste.

If they are caught and captured, they can be squeezed to death to produce P'Imp Juice, as their bodily fluids are a pleasant tasting malt-liquor sort of drink. The hobby of hunting the tiny daemons for their bodily fluids is known as "P'Impin'". However, as one P'Imp Hunter noted: "P'Impin' ain't easy."

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