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I got started pretty late into the game, mostly due to my great interest in the Wizbits cartoon. I mean, it was my favorite cartoon (like everyone else) while growing up and I've spent the rest of my life wondering why they just can't make cartoons that good anymore. It was the whole video release thing that got me here, so a lot of my time has gone into that.

The Wizbits

So far I've put my research into the following:

• Fine-o Video
• Wizbits Ultimate Collection Volumes 1-13

I've been looking up a lot of info on the announced collection as well as Fine-o in general. More on that as soon as I'm sure that all my sources are correct.

Rothgar

I made it my goal to complete all of Rothgar's Hundred Titles, so that all the new fans can understand the character's rich history. On October 8th, I finally finished! This involved some considerable edits to Vaxin the Tiny and the Albrosian Alliance, as well as The Wonders of Rothgar: Carrion: The Marksman Designer's Guide: What We Did And Why We Did It my source for filling out the majority of the information. The titles I filled in or added significantly to were:

• The While-Not-Great-Certainly-Not-Forgettable
• The Acceptably-Handsome
• Of the Neatly-Trimmed Fingernails
• Of a Decent Singing Voice
• Hidden Below Windows
• Prince of Pinch
• Giver of Whaps
• Linker of Sausage
• The Undisputed Rothgar
• The Undeserving of So Many Goddamned Titles About Mundane Things
• Thinker of Thoughts
• Chaser of Drinks
• The Often Described But Never Truly Understood
• He of More Names Than Really Seems Necessary When One Thinks Of It
• Item Law 318
• Cousin of Garroth
• The Earl of James-Jones
• Who Was Pretender to the Title of Earl of James-Jones
• The Easily-Cheated
• The Attacker of Those Who Cheat Him And Mock Him For It
• With All Those Goddamn Titles
• Wielder of The Peanuty Spikey Hammer
• The Sultan of Sloth
• The Freely-Spending
• The Festival-Goer
• The Midsummer-Night Drinker of Ale
• The Singer of Songs After Drinking Ale
• The Breaker of Windows When Drunk
• Who Accidentally Once Wore Vaxin's Clothing To Comical Effect When Drunk
• Who Could Not Remove The Incredibly Tight Clothing But Instead Got It Stuck Around His Head
• The Recently-Arrested For Having Broken Windows And Creating A Public Disturbance, However Amusing It Was
• The Recently-Paroled
• Who Denies Having Done A Thing
• Of The Bestselling Tell-All Book
• Who Dislikes Any Titles Relating To The Events of Midsummer-Night
• Of the Fen
• Of the Glade
• Of the Mountain
• Who Obtained Three Titles While Fleeing the Hamlet in Direct Violation of His Parole
• Of Impeccable Taste
• Formerly Known as Rothgar of the 72 Titles
• The Not-Nearly-As-Tiny-As-Vaxin-But-Still-Somewhat-Tiny-In-His-Own-Right
• Who Was Caught Beating Up Children And Writing Down The Way They Described It Afterwards
• The Twice-Arrested
• The Twice-Paroled
• The Second Sweeper of the Midnight City
• Defender of Irrational Dogmatism
• Furniliar's Bane
• Co-Leader of the Albrosian Alliance
• That Moron We Can't Believe We Trusted
• Who Decided To Fight Yar the Sorcerial
• Who Will Certainly Defeat Yar the Sorcerial in Battle
• Who Heroically Died Saving Vaxin the Tiny from Yar the Sorcerial
• Who Stupidly Died in a Vain Attempt to Save Vaxin the Tiny
• Who Wasn't Such A Bad Guy Now That He's Gone
• Martyr of the Alliance
• Who Had A Lot Of God-damned Titles

Whew!

I also interlinked all the titles so you can browse them in order. I think I need a Rothgar break now, much as I love him.

(By the way, if you've yet to do it I highly suggest reading all 100 titles in a row. And if you don't have the patience for that, at least check out Who Wasn't Such A Bad Guy Now That He's Gone, my personal favorite title.)

People

Mostly added to during the creation of Rothgar, but that subheading is big enough, don't you think?

• Elan The Without Fingers, Toes, Hands, Feet, Legs, Arms, Ears, Nose and Missing An Eye
• Alexis the Two-Months Late
• Ebon the Incessant Crier
• Adrianna Whose Teething Left Scars
• Me'ak Whose Name Was The Cause of Much Family In-Fighting
• Rothgar Junior Whose Life Will Not Be Easy
• Robert Who Likes Cheese

Broken Link Day

• Fighting Dojo Stronghold of the Fighting Mountains
• Brahm Singer
• Nartuush Tribe
• Gryphon

Other

• Titlousy
• Yon Wonderous Day of Birth
• Skill:Tell My Mother I Love Her

Eventually I'm going to deal with all the red in The Ent Table. Trust me.